Wednesday, May 2, 2007

Ass-Drivers Need Only Do It Once A Week?

Unlike St. Paul, who never could get over his fear and loathing of female genetalia, ancient Jews were required to attend to their wives' sexual needs on the following schedule:

The times for conjugal duty prescribed in the Torah are: for men of independence, every day; for laborers, twice a week; for ass-drivers, once a week; for camel-drivers, once in thirty days; for sailors, once in six months. These are the rulings of Rabbi Eliezer

Source: http://www.snopes.com/religion/sheet.htm

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