A Fat Tax

A news story says that fat people cause global warming. That's an interesting concept. But the story doesn't carry the concept far enough. If we are going to charge people more for driving big SUVs maybe we should charge them more for having big asses too. A fat tax. It would be good for the national health, result in less demand for food and thus lower prices and help hungy people in poor fucked-up countries in Asia and Africa.