Arctic Too Damn Cold This Year

A rare Ivory Gull showed up in Plymouth Harbor on Cape Cod yesterday. The Ivory Gull makes its home in the frozen north and rarely gets this far south. It must be too cold for it in the Arctic this winter.  As global cooling overtakes us more and more species will be moving south. This is a stark reversal of the usual trend where acientists keep reporting robins and dafodills flourishing at the northpole in midwinter these days (Hey! Maybe the starving polar bears can eat them).