Molested In the Map Room

Passover is coming up. There undoubtedly will be a Seder in the White House. That's fine. That's good. My question is, will there also be, say, a Catholic mass?

I'm thinking, no way. The last thing the White House wants is a priest running loose inside the perimeter. Of course, Obama's own kids wouldn't be in any danger, they being girls and all.